多听就懂
老师：我们学校由下学期起，转用全英文授课。 甲同学：哗！我们会听不懂的。 老师：不要担心听不懂，学语言就是要多听。你们每天听我说英语，时间久了自然就会明白。 乙同学：可是我每天听家中小狗叫，也不知道它在说什么呢。 Related post: Learn English in five minutes
Love in three sentences, Japanese-style
The music is Teshima Aoi’s cover of The Rose, which I think is better than the original Bette Midler’s version.
Battery stretch? What battery stretch?
No Tom, Dick or Harry
John and Margaret are the luckiest lottery names, according to Britain’s National Lottery figures. In an effort to con more of the unsuspecting public into wagering their hard earned money, it revealed that the top 10 men’s names among winners who have banked prizes of more than £50,000 are John, David, Michael, Peter, Robert, James,… Read More »
Fuck me, fuck you
Sexual predators, watch out! The Rape-aXe, an anti-rape female condom invented by Sonette Ehlers, is designed to make unauthorised sex a pain in the vagina. Worn like a tampon, the Rape-aXe is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing barbs. If a woman’s vagina suffers an unwanted intrusion, the attacker’s penis would be… Read More »