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10 reasons why God would never get tenure
1. He had only one major publication. It has no references and some even doubted that he wrote it himself. 2. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 3. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 4. The scientific community has had a very rough time… Read More »
12 days of Christmas (Singapore-style)
Four stages
There are four stages in a man’s life. 1. When he believes in Santa Claus 2. When he does not believe in Santa Claus 3. When he is Santa Claus 4. When he looks like Santa Claus Which stage are you at now? Related post: 10 instructions for life
十大温馨提示
经济危机，到年底了，治安不好，出门注意： 1.如一定要携带单肩笔记本电脑包，请在背包正面写上”同城速递”2.如需携带中型手提旅行袋，请写上”管道疏通”3.如需携带大型拉杆行李箱，请写上”专业保洁”4.如需携带大量纸箱，请写上”商务快餐”5.钱包要写”消毒面纸”6.胸前MP3上裹一层纸，上书”速效救心丸”7.身上如携带更贵重的东西，最好抱个小鸡，写上”小心禽流感”8.如果是大袋值钱的，请用黑色晒图纸袋子包裹，写上：XX公司施工图纸建筑结构水电各10套9.如携带美女同行请在其脑门上贴一”人妖”字样 Technorati Tags: 温馨提示 经济危机 治安
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