Author Archives: 5tephen 4eo
I hear what you’re saying. (Maybe not.)
Two most difficult aspects of communication: Say what you mean; Mean what you say.
5 ways to annoy people
1. Repeat everything someone says, as a question 2. Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings 3. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment 4. Begin all your sentence with the words “Pursuant to… Read More »
What did you say your name is?
I hate to make fun of people’s names (I’m lying, of course), but I would really like to meet up with Rupert and hear him introduce himself. Or give him that incredulous look when I get his business card. Related stuff: 賈莊潔芬 Names to avoid
Further proof that M$ is the evil empire
Speak up, damned Singaporeans
Listen, my children, and you shall hear Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere, On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five; Hardly a man is now alive Who remembers that famous day and year. It has been said for evil to triumph, all that is needed is for good people to do nothing. If we… Read More »