Author Archives: 5tephen 4eo

Dieter’s guide to weight loss during sex

Activity Calories Burned REMOVING CLOTHESWith partner’s consent………………… 12Without partner’s consent…………….. 187 UNHOOKING BRAUsing two calm hands……………………. 7Using one trembling hand……………….. 96 GETTING INTO BEDLifting partner…………………………. 15Dragging partner along the floor……….. 16Using skateboard………………………… 3 ACHIEVING ERECTIONFor normal, healthy man……………. 2 1/4For normal healthy women……………. 549Losing erection………………………… 1/4Searching for it………………………. 115 PUTTING ON PROPHYLACTICWith erection……………………….. 1 1/4Without… Read More »

To lie or not to lie, that is not the problem

Here are two quizzes about lying. See if you can solve it. Quiz #1A stranger who comes to a junction in the road could not decide which one to take. A smiling townsman stands there. What one question can the stranger ask, to be answered yes or no, that will ensure him to get the… Read More »

A layman’s guide to politics

A son asked his father, “Dad, what is politics?” Dad said, “Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist. Your mother administrates the money, therefore she is the Government. Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union. Our maid is the Working Class. We all want just one thing, your well-being. Therefore… Read More »

IKEA 2012 catalogue

Went to IKEA Causeway Bay this morning and managed to pick up a copy of the 2012 catalogue after getting past the cashiers. Seemed like the catalogues – each measuring 19cm (W) by 22cm (H) and 1cm in thickness – were fresh out of the oven (so to speak) as they were still stacked on… Read More »

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

“Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”“Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”“Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?”“Hand me that … uh … that uh….. thingie”“Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.”“Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this… Read More »

Have you been paying attention?

Every day we observe things that we scarcely notice. Our brains automatically attend to the important and ignore the incidental. From the rush of incoming stimuli, they filter out the repetitious and insubstantial, allowing only the “important” information to pass. But sometimes, even the most trivial details may turn out to be significant. Take this… Read More »