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Back to harder stuff again

Perhaps I should create a stock market-like chart to track the firmness of the shit and you can use technical analysis to predict the condition of the next delivery.

Had two dumps in quick succession in the morning. Delivered in varying degree of firmness. The first dump was hard; here’s the photo: But the second dump turned soft. Compare: Was it because of anything I ate in between? Breakfast of coffee and bread?

Back to the softer stuff

Hopes of a more concrete dump were dashed this morning by mushy stools with ragged edges. Incidentally, the photo was taken using the Korean camera app as it seemed to be working fine again.

Finally… harder stuff

The Korean camera app seemed to conflict with the built-in camera app, so today’s shot was taken with the latter. Is this an early sign to raise the threat level to “constipation” tomorrow?

Two dumps in an hour

For today’s shot, I tried using a Korean camera app and the result was pretty decent (the file size is also much smaller). Here’s the image: For the second dose, I reverted to the normal app. Here’s the image for comparison: Btw, the second one stinks like… okay, I’m not going to state the obvious.

Still soft and fluffy

But this one was easier to classify – Type 5, no question about it.