Two dumps in quick succession
Visited the loo twice within an hour this morning. The volume for the first delivery was quite limited and I thought I was constipated. But alas! The second delivery was almost like an avalanche.
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Another nice dump
I couldn’t tell what it looked like, but it had a little floating element at the 10 o’clock position.
Nice shit
Looks like a black swan, eh? On an occasion like this, adding toilet paper would ruin the shot.
A bit of toilet paper works wonders
Especially when the stools aren’t very visible, like this morning’s delivery. Here’s the shot without toilet paper: And here’s another with a strategically placed paper:
Additional element
I thought “decorating” the dump with toilet paper is a natural thing, as long as the paper doesn’t obstruct the main subject matter. So I lined today’s contributions with some 3-ply recycled stuff. The result was pretty good, although I must admit that one wrong toss will probably ruin the shot.
Back to harder stuff again
Perhaps I should create a stock market-like chart to track the firmness of the shit and you can use technical analysis to predict the condition of the next delivery.