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Hard to classify

This morning’s dump seemed to be a cross between Type 4 and Type 5. It’s snake-like, soft, but with fluffy edges. So I’m not really sure how to classify it based on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Contingency measures

This morning’s dump was done a hurry so I didn’t have my usual camera with me. Instead, I took these with my old Nokia Communicator (was reading an e-book with it). But the quality (of the photo, not the shit) was worse than I thought.

KFC caused this?

Apparently I was wrong about the weekend theory in yesterday’s post. Never knew chicken little can be lethal chicken…

Back to normal

This morning’s dump feels good again. It was, however, hard to focus the camera when the shit is not near the water surface. And you can’t use flash or go too near for a macro shot (at least you won’t want to anyway). I’ll have to dig up some photography tricks for this. Any suggestions?