Transmission resumed?
After see-sawing from diarrhea to near constipation over the Chinese New Year period, things seemed to be settling back to a normal routine. Will it last? We shall see tomorrow.
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Some respite… indeed!
The flow stopped completely yesterday, and this morning’s dump was barely a drop in the ocean.
Finally, some respite
This morning’s dump was closer to a normal delivery. Hopefully, the trend will continue.
Four dumps in a day!
The first dump in the Year of the Rabbit was an odd-hour delivery around 4am and it looked like an exclamation mark. Had another one an hour later and the situation was pretty much the same. Things got progressively worse that before lunch, the third dump was almost unrecognisable. Was it because of too much… Read More: Four dumps in a day! »
The softness continues
This morning’s dump was one huge and black pile, and stinked like… well, shit. Nice way to wrap up the year of the Tiger. As it is, the real-life Tiger was in fact in deep shit for much of the year.
From one extreme to another
Just yesterday, I was worried about the onset of constipation. But this morning’s dump was closer to a loose bowel movement than anything else. The hard truth? Shitting can be as unpredictable as the stock market.