Author Archives: Bartender

Limited output

For once, I was able to deliver on a Sunday without rush, but the volume of output was a bit disappointing.

Earlier than usual delivery

Had to attend an event this morning so tried to force the issue before breakfast and this was the result. Not a bad combination of normal stools with fluffy pieces towards the end.

Unfinished business

With yesterday’s rushed delivery, I foresaw that there will be more shit today and my gut feel (if you pardon the expression) was correct. The result: two dumps in a short span of 15 minutes. This was the first: And this was the second: Which is more impressive?

Rushed shit

This morning’s dump was delivered in a hurry. As you can imagine, the output wasn’t spectacular. Initially, I thought there would be unfinished business, but the digestive system held firm.