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Not very clear

You probably can’t tell it from the photo, but there were fluffy little pieces of shit that had sunk to the bottom of the toilet bowl.

It’s been a while…

… since I last had two dumps in a day within the span of an hour. Must have been the accumulated shit arriving late. No wonder, the first dump was pretty hard stuff: But the subsequent delivery was much softer:

Accumulated shit

Another Saturday went by without a dump. That’s the third consecutive non-delivery Saturday. Still, the accumulated shit this morning didn’t amount to much.

Different feces, different fates

How do you deal with pre-existing residues? Continue your delivery? Or flush away the debris first? The toilet papers were already there when I took these two dumps. The first delivery went under and was partially concealed, but the piece of shit in the second dump landed on the side of the toilet bowl and… Read More »

Not as bad as I thought

No diarrhea today. On the contrary, the stools were noticeably harder. So much for past performances as an indication of future results.

Going soft

The stools were gradually heading down the slippery road of softness. Could this be an indication of more things to come (e.g. diarrhea)?