Author Archives: Bartender

Forced delivery

This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn’t spectacular.

Talk about a quick turnaround

The flow stoppped completely since yesterday, possibly because I was down with a severe flu. And if you have been following this blog, you’ll realise that Saturday is kind of like a “No Shit Day” – just count the number of Saturdays where a delivery occurred. Surprising?

Can it get any worse?

Two dumps in quick succession, within a 15-minute span. And both were mushy stools in deteriorating conditions. Will things turn around tomorrow, or will it get worse?