Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (7)

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
How do blind people know exactly where to look for those little Braille signs?
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would see okay?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?