Boob’s Law:
You always find something in the last place you look.
Weiler’s Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Conway’s Law:
In any organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Iron Law of Distribution:
Them that has, gets.
Heller’s Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Osborne’s Law:
Variables won’t; constants aren’t.
Main’s Law:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Weinberg’s Second Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
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