David Beckham (sure, ban it like badham)
Thierry Henry (and the theory is?)
Sol Campbell (sold Campbell soup?)
Ruud van Nistlerooy (rude in theory, perhaps)
Nicky Butt (don’t laugh, it’s a real name actually)
Luke Young (probably not after a few decades)
Jerzy Dudek (jersey do what?)
What else can you think of?
