Today is D(iarrhea)-Day
I lost count of the number of visits to the loo throughout the day, but this was the first dump that started it all.
Monthly Archives: May 2011
Contrasting deliveries
The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment. But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.
Snake or mushroom?
This morning’s dump looked like a cross between a snake and a mushroom. Or maybe an oversized beansprout?
Shitting satellites
One heavy dose plus two floating pieces for this morning’s dump.
What did you say your name is?
I hate to make fun of people’s names (I’m lying, of course), but I would really like to meet up with Rupert and hear him introduce himself. Or give him that incredulous look when I get his business card. Related stuff: 賈莊潔芬 Names to avoid
Two dumps today
A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet. The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac. The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn’t stick around for long because he was… Read More »