Soft like the stock market
Just when I thought things were recovering, this morning’s dump went soft again, pretty much mirroring the weakness of the stock market.
Monthly Archives: May 2011
I forgot
The toilet paper should have gone in after the shot. But at least the condition of the dump was much better than yesterday.
New quota
After a few days of stoppage, the flow returned this morning. And they were not mere drops in the ocean.
Used-up quota?
Ever since the diarrhea on Sunday, things have slowed to a drip. This was yesterday’s delivery, which didn’t amount to much. Today was worse, with a few isolated drops that weren’t worth the effort to shoot. Has the quota for the week been used up?
I hear what you’re saying. (Maybe not.)
Two most difficult aspects of communication: Say what you mean; Mean what you say.
5 ways to annoy people
1. Repeat everything someone says, as a question 2. Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings 3. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment 4. Begin all your sentence with the words “Pursuant to… Read More »