A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds – unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
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