Monthly Archives: December 2006

Cannot uninstall

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs… Read More »

Donation for Bush

In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at traffic jam. A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window and asks “What’s happening?” The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they will pour… Read More »

Food for thought

Two cannibals were having lunch. They were eating a clown. One cannibal asked the other, “Does this taste funny to you?” Technorati Tags: cannibals jokes

Before you upgrade to Windows Vista

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but… Read More »

Have a slice of Sbarro

You know what? I’ve been here in Makati for close to 18 months now and only recently did I realise that there is good pizza to be had outside the Pizza Hut-Shakey’s duopoly. The pizza place in question is called Sbarro, which serves pizzas unlike anything I’ve tried before. When I visited the branch at… Read More »