Woman Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someonewith cash. Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between… Read More »
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher… and that is a good thing for any man.”Socrates “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”Abraham Lincoln “Getting married is easy.… Read More »
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.Quentin Crisp, English writer Women need a reason to have sex – men just need a place.Billy CrystalI love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?Beverly Mickins, American comedienneThere’s very little advice… Read More »
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This is for all the mothers who didn’t win Mother of the Year. All the runners-up and all the wannabes. The mothers too tired to enter or too busy to care. This is for all the mothers who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at soccer games Friday night instead of watching from cars,… Read More »