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Accidental English

如果一個中國學生在美國目睹了一起交通事故,警察來了以後問你知不知道事情的經過,應該怎麼說? 答: One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car die. Related stuff: Learn English in five minutes

WMBTOPCITBWTNTALI

Printed on the promotional leaflet accompanying the month’s telephone bill were the letters: “WMBTOPCITBWTNTALI”. One puzzled customer found out when she called the service representative that it was the company’s slogan: “We May Be The Only Phone Company In Town, But We Try Not To Act Like It.”