Multitasking
Here’s a new definition of “multitasking“: Multiple people working on the same task. Now you know why there’s widespread unemployment.
Here’s a new definition of “multitasking“: Multiple people working on the same task. Now you know why there’s widespread unemployment.
甲:“你昨天跟女朋友约会怎么样?” 乙:“成功了一半。” 甲:“这话怎么讲?” 乙:“我去了,但她没去。”
During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning’s executions began with three men: a rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a rationalist skeptic. The rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the rabbi cried out, “I believe in… Read More »
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