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Euphemisms for vomiting

Paint the town green Plant beets Polishing your shoes Protein spill Psychedelic spit Redecorate the toilet Reverse gears Round trip meal ticket Spill the groceries Technicolor yawn Unrecoverable application error What else can you think of? Related post: Redundancy & euphemism

Redundancy & euphemism

Ever wondered why all announcements on an airplane sound like they’re spoken in some weird language from a parallel universe? Related posts: You’ve been warned A new kind of flight safety video Nobody gives a shit about your children