Question: “If you could live forever, would you and why?” Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”~ Miss Alabama, Heather Whitestone, who was eventually… Read More »
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Even if you do not have Sarah Palin‘s wardrobe budget, the SKHOOP is within reach to keep you from cold-butt syndrome, especially if you are taking a peek at Russia from Alaska in the bitter cold. SKHOOP is an insulated skirt, stuffed with either synthetic fill or down, that zips on and off. It comes… Read More »
It’s your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger… Read More »
Everything about these machines screams Wii, except that they are cheaper and, as you can imagine, of inferior quality. As if the Vii and Vii2 weren’t cutting it for cheap asses who want to play games, China Shenzhen Firstsing Co. Ltd has released a 7-in-1 console that features a wireless gamepad, two remote controls and… Read More »
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special) On a bar of… Read More »