Can you hear me?

A man in his late sixties suspects that his wife is going deaf, so he decides to test her hearing. He stands on the opposite side of the living room from her and asks: “Can you hear me?”No answer.He moves halfway across the room toward her and asks: “Can you hear me now?”No answer.He moves… Read More »

Porn comedies

No, I’m not going to do you a favour by providing quick links to porn flicks on the Web. But if you’re an avid movie fan, you should find the titles of these suggested porn comedies familiar. Jurassic Fuck Bend-Her Bright Tights, Big Titties Forest Hump Interview with a Vagina The Cock (from The Rock… Read More »

Is sex on your mind?

A man goes to a psychoanalyst. The analyst gets out a stack of cards containing ink blots, shows them to the man one at a time, and asks him to say what the ink blots remind him of. The man looks at the first ink blot and says, “Sex.” Then he looks at the second… Read More »

Did you hear?

… about the U.S. Mint employees who went on strike to make less money?… about a nuclear scientist who swallowed uranium and get atomic ache?… about the girl who had a date with an expert on King Tut? Nine months later she became a mummy.… about the boy and girl vampires who couldn’t get married?… Read More »