A man goes to a psychoanalyst. The analyst gets out a stack of cards containing ink blots, shows them to the man one at a time, and asks him to say what the ink blots remind him of. The man looks at the first ink blot and says, “Sex.” Then he looks at the second… Read More »
… about the U.S. Mint employees who went on strike to make less money?… about a nuclear scientist who swallowed uranium and get atomic ache?… about the girl who had a date with an expert on King Tut? Nine months later she became a mummy.… about the boy and girl vampires who couldn’t get married?… Read More »
Here in Hong Kong, there seems to be some kind of protest every other week. Some 30 taxis, for instance, will stage a slow-drive protest in Kwun Tong over claims of faulty Sinopec LPG fuel. On New Year’s Day, thousands of pro-democracy protesters marched to the Central Liaison Office, but the supposedly peaceful demonstration turned… Read More »
Just in case you’re still in partying mood…
Literally…