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Top 10 idiotic people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote… Read More »
The wonders of USB
Just the other day, I was discussing with some colleagues about how far USB has come. These days, we have quirky USB-powered gadgets like missile launcher and hamster that can hardly be considered within the domains of computer products. The situation, it seems, is fast getting out of hand. Just when you thought the forces… Read More »
Double standards
So, Saddam Hussein was dead and buried. But rather than usher in a new era in Iraq as U.S. President George Bush no doubt had hoped, his death sparked renewed sectarian violence. No wonder. Far from being “an important milestone in Iraq becoming a democracy”, the hanging is widely seen as an occupying power’s jungle… Read More »
The perfect man
Definition of bravery
Bravery is arriving home late after a boozy night out, being confronted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” Technorati Tags: funny quotes bravery