Soft like the stock market
Just when I thought things were recovering, this morning’s dump went soft again, pretty much mirroring the weakness of the stock market.
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I forgot
The toilet paper should have gone in after the shot. But at least the condition of the dump was much better than yesterday.
New quota
After a few days of stoppage, the flow returned this morning. And they were not mere drops in the ocean.
Used-up quota?
Ever since the diarrhea on Sunday, things have slowed to a drip. This was yesterday’s delivery, which didn’t amount to much. Today was worse, with a few isolated drops that weren’t worth the effort to shoot. Has the quota for the week been used up?
Today is D(iarrhea)-Day
I lost count of the number of visits to the loo throughout the day, but this was the first dump that started it all.
Contrasting deliveries
The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment. But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.