Snake or mushroom?
This morning’s dump looked like a cross between a snake and a mushroom. Or maybe an oversized beansprout?
Author Archives: Bartender
Shitting satellites
One heavy dose plus two floating pieces for this morning’s dump.
Two dumps today
A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet. The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac. The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn’t stick around for long because he was… Read More »
It’s a long, long shit
And delivered in one swift “motion”, with no winding turn.
Shit, it’s Friday the 13th
But nothing went wrong with this morning’s dump, except that it looked like a combination of hard and soft stools. Not so for Blogger, which was down for maintenance.
Falling short of the quota
After the short spurts yesterday, this morning’s dump fell short in terms of total output. Like a number of quotas that fell short today.