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Speaking of migration…

This morning’s dump underwent a bit of migration again. The top piece was floating for a while before it settled to the bottom to form the prongs of a pitch fork or the euro symbol (rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise), depending on how you look at it.

Curly wurly on the move

Normally, when you have your dump, you would expect the shit to stay put [put]. But this morning’s stools did a bit of a migration while I was bracketing the shots. And if I tell you this is how it ended up, you’ll probably say, “You’re kidding!” Right. This was actually the second delivery, roughly… Read More »

It could only be a habit

… that I always take two (or three) shots when only one is needed. Incidentally, the top part of this morning’s dump looked like the head of Road Runner.

The second dump

Following the trend of going softer, the second dump this morning comprised two soft blobs that were strategically placed for better visibility. Ok, maybe “placed” isn’t exactly the right choice of word. But surely you wouldn’t have thought I’d arranged it that way, right?

The real test begins today

Back to using my iPhone camera. The photo quality is definitely better. Can’t say the same for the shit though. Unlike the calligraphy-like delivery yesterday, this morning’s dump was comparatively looser (more on this later). Anyway, to put the camera to the test, I took two shots. One with flash:And one without: Which do you… Read More »