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Diarrhea continues

I thought everything was back to normal last night, but this morning’s deliveries proved that some residue remained. This was the first of the two dumps (you can at least see some fluffy pieces): But the second dump was less solid:

From soft to watery

Had three consecutive dumps in the morning where the stools went from soft to watery. Only managed to capture shots for the first and third delivery as the second came in a hurry so I didn’t along a camera. The first dump (already signs of diarrhea): The real thing:

Straight like a sausage

After many days of curly wurly stuff, finally a delivery that didn’t twist and turn. But if you look closely, the one below (obscured by the straight shit) could be a bit curvy though.

Return of the toilet paper

No, I did not deliberately place the toilet paper to enhance the composition, like a few of the earlier dumps. Remember sometimes you just need to wipe the toilet seat before you can sit down to do your business?

Morning and afternoon deliveries

Finally, two dumps in a single day that were more than an hour apart. And this time round, there was greater consistency in the condition and volume of the stools. The morning dump (shot close-up): The afternoon dump (standard framing, pretty clean composition, eh?):