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All I want for Christmas

… is a smooth and pretty delivery like this morning’s dump.

Do they know it’s potty time, again?

Whatever happened to the ongoing diarrhea, you might ask? Well, the shit stopped flowing suddenly yesterday and when transmission resumed this morning, the condition was almost rock-hard.

More to come?

Was last night’s unscheduled ritual a sign of more loose stools to come? This morning’s dump seemed to suggest so. Fortunately, there was no follow-up throughout the day.

Spoke too soon

Just came back from an urgent dump at night and the condition wasn’t very encouraging.

It was a long and snaky shit

Putting behind the ghost of diarrhea past, normal delivery resumed this morning, although it did not occur right after breakfast. Hey, you do need time to manufacture such a long one.

After a break from diarrhea yesterday (in fact, without any dump at all), today’s delivery was firmer than I’d expected. Perhaps I had allowed ample time for the shit to solidify. Or was it because of the charcoal tablets I had taken?