Author Archives: Bartender

One quick turn deserves another

Just when I was about to declare the resumption of normal delivery, the softness in the stools returned. Well, it’s a little like the ups and downs of the stock market. On a curious note, could the condition of the daily dumps be used to predict market sentiments? Or does it merely mirror the movements?… Read More »

Holy shit

What a big pile! Makes me wonder: have you ever had such a big dump that it takes two flushes to get rid of everything? What do you do while waiting for the cistern to refill?

Sticky shit

Even though it’s slippery when wet, some shit will manage to cling on to the slope and leave an indelible mark. Fortunately, this one washed away with the flush.

Almost nothing

Maybe because I was in a hurry to go out so I didn’t give my system sufficient time to manufacture some decent shit.