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Technical rebound?

After hitting rock bottom (or should it be soft bottom?) yesterday, things started to look up a bit this morning. Is the worse “behind”? Only the shit will tell.

Not too bad

Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday’s delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.

The stools have gone soft

Just like the global equity market, rocked by higher oil prices. Maybe next time I can use this as an indication of the day’s market movement.

Another rushed shit

I don’t want to ask what the blog title sounds like, in case someone accuses me of making a racist remark. This morning’s dump was delivered in a hurry due to an early conference call, which is why it was a bit short on length.

Going from strength to strength

Or I suppose it should be “from length to length”. From the short blobs the last few days to the sausage-like delivery this morning, things appeared to be increasingly back on track.