Getting softer
This morning’s dump was softer and fluffier than yesterday’s. If things continue in this direction, I should be anticipating some kind of diarrhea tomorrow. Or will there be another surprise in store?
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Still normal
A little bit on the soft side, but otherwise the delivery this morning was quite normal.
Quick recovery
This morning’s dump was smooth and firm, pretty much in line with the recovery in the global equity market. I should really contemplate using stools to predict market movement. Wait, does that make me an ANALyst?
Sudden turnaround
Just when I thought it was going to be another solid dump, perhaps even something along the lines of a snaky sabre, the softness returned this morning without warning.
Getting longer
From something that vaguely resembled the middle finger yesterday, this morning’s delivery extended itself to look like a dagger. Nice!
Looks like the middle finger
After a break yesterday, the delivery returned to its evil ways with stools that resembled the middle finger.