Nice home delivery
After two consecutive days of outdoor dump with varying degree of firmness, it’s back to familiar territory this morning and the delivery was smooth and satisfying.
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Something firm at last
Let’s see how long this will last. Tomorrow is the weakend.
First outdoor dump
No, not that kind of outdoor. I meant outside of my usual location. Should I start a foursquare for nature’s call?
No shit!
I don’t know why, but the pipeline suddenly dried up. Maybe the quota was used up during the last major dump on Monday?
Early delivery or delayed reaction?
This morning’s delivery arrived early, almost two hours before the break of dawn. And the volume was quite substantial. Was this a holdover from the weakend? I dunno. But the situation deteriorated as the day went along. This second dump was delivered before lunch. And the third one was even worse. There’s another right after… Read More »
Anticipated surprise
Just as anticipated, there was a surprise in store if you had been following recent developments. Instead of diarrhea, this morning’s stools were soft but shapely (like short little sausages) and kind of sticky. Will the short sausages become longer tomorrow? It’s anybody’s guess.