Money for nothing and seats aren’t free

You know times are hard when you hear this announcement on board a flight: “Ladies and Gentlemen, in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. Simply reach below your seat and slide your credit card through the card reader to release the cushion.”

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