Monthly Archives: April 2008

Quit drinking!

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints… Read More »

Dictionary for ladies

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he “made the dinner”.… Read More »

April 27, 1989 (Thursday)

Worked in kitchen but helped out service and bar occasionally. Still not bad at these two areas – fast and efficient. Even E commented: “Bar IC really fit to be IC!”

Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (11)

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why do… Read More »