Monthly Archives: May 2007

Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (3)

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?If the #2… Read More »

Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (2)

Are there any unguided missiles?Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?Do files get embarrassed when they are unzipped?Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?Do witches run spell checkers?Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?Why do scientists… Read More »