This year, after a decade-long harassment, Santa Claus finally responded to my emails. Apparently, Santa has been experiencing problems with his Exchange server due to a rash of virus infections.I’m not sure if that meant the slightly bloated man-in-red had been taken down by flu or something, as I imagined someone in those freezing conditions… Read More »
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure. Why? Because:In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know what “honest” meant.In Western Europe, they didn’t… Read More »
And in breaking news…A teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession of compasses, protractors, rulers and a calculator. It is claimed he is a member of the Al Gebra movement, bearing weapons of maths instruction.
The two major presidential candidates agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, the Democratic opponent, stated that the media presents Americans with too much sex and frontal… Read More »