All those undeserved attention on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is driving the actor nuts. Don’t we have other more important issues to focus on, such as why James Bond shouldn’t be James Blond? Oh… that’s overhyped as well?
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a woman opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet. He then proudly announces, “Ma’am, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning up… Read More »
Just when you thought the wait is finally over, it seems that you won’t see Microsoft‘s next-generation OS in your lifetime. This upgrade voucher indicates the release date as “30th Jan 20007”. That’s it, I’m buying a Mac.
A colleague messaged me last week about her doctor advising her to take a couple of days off to rest, lest she develops bronchial asthma. Well, perhaps if she had paid attention to this sign, her problems would have been alleviated.Technorati Tags: bronchial asthma funny signs cigarette
Because it is a Finnish company. Technorati Tags: Nokia jokes
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