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Oh shit!

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a woman opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet. He then proudly announces, “Ma’am, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning up… Read More »

Smokin’

A colleague messaged me last week about her doctor advising her to take a couple of days off to rest, lest she develops bronchial asthma. Well, perhaps if she had paid attention to this sign, her problems would have been alleviated.Technorati Tags: bronchial asthma funny signs cigarette

Names to avoid for your baby

Judy Soo: lost in gamble (Malay) Lucy Liaw: you are dead (Hokkien) Michael Tan: selling eggs (Cantonese) Monica Cheng: touching your buttocks (Hokkien) Nelson Tan: bird laying eggs (Mandarin) Paul Chan: bankrupt (Mandarin) Related post: Real people, real names