Tag Archives: funny stuff

Classic one-liners

Men get laid, but women get screwed.Quentin Crisp, English writer Women need a reason to have sex – men just need a place.Billy CrystalI love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?Beverly Mickins, American comedienneThere’s very little advice… Read More »

Chicken rules!

Some background information on how this video became embroiled in litigation. The Lyons Partnership v. Ted Giannoula (179 F.3d 384) summary document states on paragraph 9: “Perhaps the most insightful criticism regarding Barney is that his shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it,… Read More »

Quit drinking!

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints… Read More »