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Uncle Sam says sorry
From a post titled “Service Outage (a note from the USA)” by Tim Dickinson at Rolling Stone: Dear World, The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located.… Read More »
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Thank god you’re a man!
What goes through your mind when someone says “Let’s go for a drink”? Related posts: Typical male decision-making process Man & Woman, geographically speaking Men vs. Women shopping How men and women shower differently
Your first time…
It’s your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger… Read More »
Doomed by stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special) On a bar of… Read More »