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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

“Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”“Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”“Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?”“Hand me that … uh … that uh….. thingie”“Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.”“Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this… Read More »

The real difference between men and women

Girl: Honey, can you bring me my orchid purse, it’s on my bed. Guy: Which purse again? Girl: The orchid one, it matches my lavender shirt. Guy: …. Related stuff: 男女之间 Man & Woman, geographically speaking How men and women shower differently Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Pocket WhatsApp Telegram Line

Different perspectives

A man flying in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and descended to shouting range. “Excuse me,” he shouted. “Can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him a half hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man… Read More »