This is for men tired of receiving male-bashing jokes.

By | June 18, 2011

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me….”

Q: Why do men fart more than women?
A: Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Q: What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: Is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
A: That happens in every country.

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