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不成宫，变成（女）人

话说东方不败得到葵花宝典后，迫不及待地翻开第一页，面对‘欲练神功，引刀自宫’八个大字倒吸了一口凉气。苦苦思索了七天七夜，终于痛下决心，喀嚓一声，引刀自宫。 强忍着身体的剧痛，怀着凝重的心情，东方不败缓缓翻开了第二页，映入眼帘的又是八个大字：‘若不自宫，也能成功’。东方不败当即晕死过去。。。 苏醒过来后，翻开第三页，还是八个大字：‘即使自宫，未必成功’ Related post:成功了一半

Good question!

A group of cub scouts visiting the Cincinnati FBI office stopped to view pictures of the Ten Most Wanted Men in the United States. One cub pointed to a picture and asked if that really was the photograph of the wanted person. The FBI man assured him that it was. “Then why,” asked the boy,… Read More »

Miscommunication?

An American tourist in a Madrid restaurant wanted to order steak and mushrooms. He spoke no Spanish; the waiter knew no English. The diner drew a picture of a mushroom and a cow. The waiter brought him an umbrella and a ticket to the bullfight. Related post:Learn English in five minutes