Different versions of Titanic

So, they’re re-releasing Titanic in 3D? While you wait for that to happen in 2012, here are some other unofficial versions of the disaster movie. Friend version: I want to jump… anybody else wants to jump? Leadership version: I jump… all of you jump after me. Follower version: We will jump after you jump. Coward… Read More »

Four dumps in a day!

The first dump in the Year of the Rabbit was an odd-hour delivery around 4am and it looked like an exclamation mark. Had another one an hour later and the situation was pretty much the same. Things got progressively worse that before lunch, the third dump was almost unrecognisable. Was it because of too much… Read More »

The softness continues

This morning’s dump was one huge and black pile, and stinked like… well, shit. Nice way to wrap up the year of the Tiger. As it is, the real-life Tiger was in fact in deep shit for much of the year.

From one extreme to another

Just yesterday, I was worried about the onset of constipation. But this morning’s dump was closer to a loose bowel movement than anything else. The hard truth? Shitting can be as unpredictable as the stock market.