Unfinished business

With yesterday’s rushed delivery, I foresaw that there will be more shit today and my gut feel (if you pardon the expression) was correct. The result: two dumps in a short span of 15 minutes. This was the first: And this was the second: Which is more impressive?

Rushed shit

This morning’s dump was delivered in a hurry. As you can imagine, the output wasn’t spectacular. Initially, I thought there would be unfinished business, but the digestive system held firm.

Not very clear

You probably can’t tell it from the photo, but there were fluffy little pieces of shit that had sunk to the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Competitive (dis)advantage

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from the U.S., another from China, and the third from Singapore. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, “Hey, we need one… Read More »

It’s been a while…

… since I last had two dumps in a day within the span of an hour. Must have been the accumulated shit arriving late. No wonder, the first dump was pretty hard stuff: But the subsequent delivery was much softer:

Accumulated shit

Another Saturday went by without a dump. That’s the third consecutive non-delivery Saturday. Still, the accumulated shit this morning didn’t amount to much.