Short end of the shit
To go with the firing in the office today. Great relief!
Another long one
Looks like the morning dump tends to be more shapely when it is delivered in familiar territory. This one resembles a coil, or some kind of logo for a utility company if you take into view the strayed bits at the top.
Mmmmm…..
This morning’s delivery was shaped like a large M. Or you could say that it resembled a pair of eyes and huge eyebrows.
Another pair
After a break yesterday, today’s dump was short and… ok, I won’t say it’s sweet because you’ll suspect that I’ve tasted shit.
MM Lee’s MP allowance = S$9m a year job (excl GDP bonus)?
Here’s a letter I read on a forum: 11 March 2011 To: LKYcc: PM Lee Now I know why the MP’s job is so lucrative. For an average PAP MP, he or she probably spends an average of 4 hours per week (or less) doing his/her part-time MP job (MTP, attend Parliament, etc). This is… Read More: MM Lee’s MP allowance = S$9m a year job (excl… »
Are you humping along?
If you watch this fake infomercial for Humpilates, which combines the flexibility of pilates with the sexability of humping, you will wonder how the hell did Jimmy Kimmel manage to convince (or perhaps, con) so many A-list female stars like Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt, Jessica Alba, Lindsay… Read More: Are you humping along? »