Ever since the diarrhea on Sunday, things have slowed to a drip. This was yesterday’s delivery, which didn’t amount to much. Today was worse, with a few isolated drops that weren’t worth the effort to shoot. Has the quota for the week been used up?
Two most difficult aspects of communication: Say what you mean; Mean what you say.
1. Repeat everything someone says, as a question 2. Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings 3. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment 4. Begin all your sentence with the words “Pursuant to… Read More »
I lost count of the number of visits to the loo throughout the day, but this was the first dump that started it all.
The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment. But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.
This morning’s dump looked like a cross between a snake and a mushroom. Or maybe an oversized beansprout?