Knowledge is Power. Time is Money, and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these timeworn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1)T = M (2)P = W/T (3) Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:K =… Read More »
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs… Read More »
In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at traffic jam. A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window and asks “What’s happening?” The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they will pour… Read More »
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but… Read More »
Ingredients:2 laughing eyes2 loving arms2 well shaped legs2 firm milk containers2 large nut1 large banana Method:Look into laughing eyesFold in loving armsSpread well shaped legsSqueeze and massage milk containers gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greasedCheck frequently with middle fingerAdd bananaWork in and out until creamedCover with nutsSigh with reliefCake is done when banana… Read More »