Category Archives: Funny Stuff
Chicken rules!
Some background information on how this video became embroiled in litigation. The Lyons Partnership v. Ted Giannoula (179 F.3d 384) summary document states on paragraph 9: “Perhaps the most insightful criticism regarding Barney is that his shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it,… Read More »
Double entendre, Chinese-style
What people say and what they really mean…
Quit drinking!
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints… Read More »
Dictionary for ladies
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he “made the dinner”.… Read More »
Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (11)
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why do… Read More »