How to be a stalker
This shit is funny!
Author Archives: 5tephen 4eo
成语运算游戏
七手（ ）脚 + （ ）心二意 = （ ）全（ ）美（ ）嘴（ ）舌 ÷ 三心两意 = 一日（ ）秋四舍（ ）入 – 三从四德 = 一模（ ）样
Miracle cat
Ok, so you’ve read about Jesus Condom. Time for Jesus Cat.
Confucius says…
He who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who runs behind bus get exhausted.He who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.He who goes to sleep with stiff problem wakes up with solution in hand.He who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.She who sits on jockey’s lap gets hot tip.She who sits on… Read More »
Where the streets have no name
And when it does, the name sometimes leaves a lot of room to be desired…
Cold comfort
I’m sure you’ve all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent blizzard in North Dakota. It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, but frozen half to death, he finally reached the front door and knocked on it. A grizzled… Read More »